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How many tow trucks does it take to pull Nanochrist out of a ditch?


Here is Thursday's show in statistical format:

People at the club: A bunch
Percentage of club-goers that couldn't handle the heavy: 98
Percentage of club-goers that loved us: 2
Number of fingers torn open on stage: 1
Posted speed limit on the highway on-ramp for the return journey: 60Kph
Actual, non-posted speed limit: 15Kph.
Number of concrete light poles narrowly missed while sliding sideways: 1
Number of ditches: 1
Depth of mud in ditch: Appx. 2 feet
Amount of mud sprayed up my back while feebly attempting to push car out of ditch: All of it.
Number of stuck tow trucks: 2
Number of snapped tow cables: 1
Wait for last truck: Over 1 hour
Total tow trucks: 4
Number of police officers involved: 3
Number of police officers who were actually quite nice: 2
Number of police cars I've now sat in the back of in my lifetime: 4
Number of times I've actually been arrested: 0
Amount of towing bill: Let's just not talk about that.
Pairs of New Rocks now encrusted with a healthy, inch-thick coating of ditch-goo: 1
Number of people hurt: 0
Amount of gear damaged: 0
Time of arrival home: 6am

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