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Hell yeah, baby! We started the day by doing twelve vials of crack, carving pentagrams into
our foreheads, and sacrificing a goat to the Dark Lord. He must have liked it, 'cause we were
rewarded with a great audience and an awesome show. ALL HAIL LORD VADER! Errr... I
mean Satan. You know... He Who Is Known By Many Names: Old Nick, Beelzebub, The
Evil One, Lucifer, Rance Muhammitz, Mephistopheles, The Archfiend, The Beast, El Diablo,
Steve Guttenberg... Whatever name you know him by, he must like us.
Snoovy started things out right with her very sinister guitar and a broken foot... OF EVIL!
Afterwards, the Promonium Jesters played a malevolent set that sounded like Skinny Puppy
covering early Pink Floyd. Very cool.
Then, with the help of sightless boatman Charon, we all crossed the River Styx to the Underworld,
where we feasted on the Bloody Entrails of the Damned.
And by "River Styx" I mean the Don Valley, by "Underworld" I mean "Burger King" and by "Bloody
Entrails of the Damned" I mean hamburgers. MALEVOLENT HAMBURGERS OF DOOM!
And yes, you use that as a band name.
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